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How it worksTasksPricing (bananas)

Human stress tests

Hit it together.

A stampede is a herd of real humans hammering your app in the same window. Load tools fake traffic. Apes fake nothing — and they tell you exactly what buckled.

Schedule a stampede

How a stampede works

  1. Maker picks a window

    10–120 minutes, up to 30 days out. Plus a script: what the herd should hammer.

  2. Apes RSVP

    Claiming a spot is your RSVP. The form unlocks the second the window opens. Not a second before.

  3. Everyone hits it at once

    Sign up, post, upload, refresh like mad. Then report what broke. Reports close 2h after the window.

can't i just use a load testing tool?
sure. robots don't rage-click.

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