Stress testStampede
Friday ramen rush
for Noodle Radar · Find a bowl of ramen that's open right now.
~15 minClaim it ↓
The brief, from @sam
At the start of the window, everyone opens the map, searches, opens shop pages and posts queue updates as fast as you can for 30 minutes. Report anything slow or broken.
What you do
Shows up at the scheduled time and hammers your app with everyone else.
What they get
Real humans under real load, and a report of everything that buckled.
Stampede window
Sat 24 Oct, 16:00–16:30 UTC
Starts in 1d 03h 25m
Reports stay open 2h after the window closes. Show up late and it's a rejection.
What the herd does
Open map → search 'tonkotsu' → open 5 shops → post 3 queue updates → refresh like mad.
The deal.
- Claim = RSVP.Show up in the window. Late apes get rejected.
- Do it properly.Specific beats long. The Slop-o-meter is watching.
- Get paid.Approved work pays out. Ignored for 72h? Auto-approved.
- Rejected unfairly?Contest it within 7 days. Makers need a real reason.