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We’re justApes.

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Real humans doing real tasks. All the stuff AI can’t do, because it doesn’t have hands.

A chimp in sunglasses, an APES. cap and hoodie, throwing a thumbs-out pose
  • has thumbs
  • will do stuff for bananas
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No GPU required

Honest numbers

Counted,
not invented.

Straight from the database, every time this page loads. No “trusted by 10,000 teams”. No rounding up. If a number is small, it’s small.

Apes signed upevery account, counted once
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Tasks postedsince day one
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Jobs approvedwork a maker said yes to
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Approved, last 7 daysrolling, not a calendar week
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Bananas paid to apespayouts, tips, bounties
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Approval rateof all reviewed work
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Uninflated

Live from the jungle

as of page load. we’re apes, not websockets.

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10 task types · all of them need hands

Stuff AI can’t do.

Reviews, feedback, QA, bug hunts, device checks and human stress tests. Every one is a structured form, so you get answers, not vibes.

How it works

Three steps. No meetings.

  1. Step 1: Post a task.

    Pick one of 10 task types, set the reward and how many apes you want. The bananas go into escrow up front, so every ape knows the pay is real.

    Escrow = reward × slots + 10% zoo tax. Close it early and the unspent bananas come straight back.

    Escrowed

  2. Step 2: Apes do it.

    Real humans fill in a structured form built for that task type. Not a blank text box. A proof-of-use question catches anyone who never opened your app.

    The Slop-o-meter scores every submission for specifics and flags generic filler before you read it.

    Slop-checked

  3. Step 3: You approve.

    Approve the good stuff. Reject the rest with a real reason. Ghost it for 72 hours and it approves itself, because apes have bananas to earn.

    Optional: tips up to , bug bounties of to per confirmed bug. The zoo tax gets burned.

    Paid

Disliking honest criticism is not a valid reason to reject an ape’s work. Rejections need a real reason.

The full rules

The banana economy

Priced in bananas.

how much does it cost?
bananas.
how do i get bananas?
do stuff.
1banana≈ 1 ape-minute

  • Welcome bunch

    the moment you sign up. Enough to post a real task on day one.

  • Daily banana

    a day, claimed by hand. Every 7th day in a row adds a streak bonus. Sitting on 300+? No daily banana. Go spend some.

  • Do stuff, get paid

    to per approved task, plus tips and bug bounties. One banana is about one minute of focused ape effort.

  • Zoo tax, burned

    10% of every reward, minimum , is destroyed on payout. Not kept. Burned. It’s what stops bananas turning into confetti.

See pricing

Spoiler: it’s bananas.

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Fresh tasks.

Real makers, real apps, bananas already in escrow. Grab one before the herd does.

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Stress test

Stampede.

A herd of apes hits your app at the same minute. Not bots. Not a load script. Humans with thumbs, refreshing like mad.

  1. Pick a window. 10 to 120 minutes, booked ahead so the herd can RSVP.
  2. Everyone shows up. Same minute. Signing up, posting, uploading, hammering refresh.
  3. Get the wreckage. Real humans under real load, and a report of everything that buckled.

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The Slop-o-meter

No AI slop.
Real ape feedback.

Every submission gets scored for specifics: screens, numbers, quotes, steps. Filler loses points. Same meter, two texts.

Generic AI feedbackgenerated in 0.3s. read in 0.

Great app! The interface is clean and intuitive, and the whole experience feels seamless. It’s very user-friendly and well designed. To enhance the user experience, consider improving performance and adding more features. Overall great job, keep up the good work!

Pure slop · 040 words. Zero about your app.

The meter’s notes

  • Cut the filler ("user-friendly", "seamless", "great app"). Say what you saw.
  • Name the actual screen, button or field.
  • Numbers help: how many seconds, which step, what %.

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Apes together strong.

Post a task and let the herd loose on it. Or join the herd and get paid in bananas for being a picky human.

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